Showing posts with label bath vs shower. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bath vs shower. Show all posts

Sunday, 18 October 2009

I hate showers

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The first thing I'm going to do when I get home, is have a boiling bath with the water right to the top of the bath. I have missed baths so much, and I'm being really brave putting up with this shower : )

I have compiled a list of pros and cons about showers. I am considering turning it into a poem (this is what happens to your mind when you don't have a pub to go to - it gets crazy ideas).






Pros
Cons
My hair is much softer and
cleaner because it gets rinsed in clean water.

It’s freezing. My body likes to be submerged in boiling water. Sprinkling a small amount of lukewarm water on it is just teasing it.
It uses less water, which now saves me money, as I'm the person that pays the water bill.
It’s not relaxing standing up. I’m lazy and I want to lie down.

The shower head has broken off, so when the water hits you, it feels like a hosepipe and it hurts. Fixed as of 22/10/09

All Dave’s hair gets stuck in the plughole, and then floats around when you turn the water on. Sort of fixed as of 12/11/09 - Dave has pulled the plug drainy thing out, now it is just a hole.




The bathmat covers up the plughole, so the water can’t drain away, so we can’t use it. So the bottom of the shower is really slippy


My feet stay freezing because I can’t hold them underneath the hot tap




If the boiler’s switched off, the water sometimes goes cold. In which case you are forced to abandon showering your body, and must quickly wash the conditioner off your hair before you get pneumonia.

Went to the brocante this morning, and it was massive and really busy. We didn't buy anything though. There were big bags of walnuts for sale, but Dave didn't want them. I think he likes the novelty factor of picking them himself.

I still think I've lost weight, but I will reserve judgement until I get home, and weigh myself on the same scales I used before we left. I feel slimmer, but that might just be in my head.
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